Whippet Aficionado Pillows

Hair of the dog spots: a whippet

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Please Drove Carefully.

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"They’re real."

Pull the udder one

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

"You're famous, Angus."

THe UDDER Side

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

Carpet Cows

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

"Ok, let's try it one last time. It's 'Ahhhhhh'..."

It was an impulse buy.

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

"Can they REALLY be descended from wolves..??"

'You two, sort it out!'

"Every now and then, I get an overpowering urge to wear a cowbell."

World Of Cow - Horns fly away by flapping ears.

Angry Bulls about to try out their version of Butchering on an unsuspecting Butcher

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'

Cowboy Trump

'I love you guys!'

"Hope I like it? Are you kidding me? Grass is my FAVOURITE!"

COW. JUST COW.

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

Rule 1: Cows must be taught to obey the laws of physics!

'Oi! We're your nipples you idiot!'

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"