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'Darn it, Jim, I'm from the Royal Canadian Mounted Police... now drive!'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

Romeo and Juliet, the Jazz/Moose Version....

Rating the Sunset

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

Mammoth Posing

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

"All I see is more trees."

Mountain Dads

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

'It's not really rsutling, it's rebranding."

'Dreams of how it might have been.'

David Bowie: "I don't know where I'm going from here but I promise it won't be boring."

Jasper's Limo Service.

'Boy, these vast grassy plains are great, but some shade in full Summer would be good too...'

"In all of Montana, you’ll not find a more sublime flyfisher than Mittens."

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

Mt. Tushmore

'You've got me all wrong, baby. I don't want to touch your sweater...I want to eat it.'

Custer's Last Rollo

Philip of Mastodon

Jesse wished the kids would just get it over with and guess all the wrong letters in his name.

"Emojis fail me."

Gem & Mineral Show: "This looks promising."

Gunswinger

'Boy, seven sneezes in a row, that's a record, Julie'

You have to hunt a different one

Man reading 'Endangered lepidoptera' book, wife says 'The moths in your wallet must be pretty rare!'.

Townsfolk enjoying some personal time off at their local mountain spring.