Midwest Admirer T-Shirts

Iowa: the new fragrance

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

If nobody had invented graphics

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

"Don't knock Florida! Where else can a 73-year old man get a 35-year mortgage?"

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

Statue of Liberty With Face Mask

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

"All I see is more trees."

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

'Boy, these vast grassy plains are great, but some shade in full Summer would be good too...'

Jasper's Limo Service.

'It's not really rsutling, it's rebranding."

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

'Then, for some reason, sales dropped right off.'

Mt. Tushmore

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

Custer's Last Rollo

Gunswinger

"Emojis fail me."

Jesse wished the kids would just get it over with and guess all the wrong letters in his name.

Minnesota Weather.

'Don't worry - all tall buildings sway a little in the wind.'

Townsfolk enjoying some personal time off at their local mountain spring.

'Meals - on paws beats meals - on wheels any day,eh, Fred!'

"Yep, until the sixties, I had only heard Tibetan music, but when the hippies came, I was blown away by their music!"

Artist and mountains

'Prance! Prance I say!'

'Any gunslingers in your family? You're certainly 'Quick on the draw'.'

American high street