Windy City Admirer T-Shirts

'Don't worry - all tall buildings sway a little in the wind.'

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

Sick Building Syndrome

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

Manhattan Cat atop the Woolworth Building

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile...'

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

Statue of Liberty With Face Mask

'It's amazing that with all the things I've done that I haven't gotten a big head.'

"With great power comes great, great stress."

Architectural Messages Through the Ages.

"And, yet another plus, it will block out the sun's harmful ultraviolet rays from a considerable portion of the city."

"We call it, 'Green meadows' because that's what it was before we decided to build on it."

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

"Sarah, get me my own billboard right across the way. I'd like an office with a nice view."

Working Vacation.

Gambling on office building construction

"Honey, my boss moved me upstairs – way upstairs!"

'It's not really rsutling, it's rebranding."

'It's like having our own private luxury box in the game of life.'

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

Jasper's Limo Service.

'Boy, these vast grassy plains are great, but some shade in full Summer would be good too...'

The Gilmore Girls

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

"I can't say I love New York, but I can say New York loves me."

Renaissance Zone

'If it weren't for the money... it would be lonely at the top!'