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Glastonbury. After.

A man looks up at the earth

"I don't believe in you!"

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

But for most men it is the love of a fresh wind on the face.

Sick Building Syndrome

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

Blok drives by New York City.

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

Cowboy

"For centuries scientists have wanted to develop a method to help ants feel like cowboys. Today that quest is at an end."

'I see the Europeanisation of the city has begun.'

Right Here

Fine artist has methodically lowered the price of his art.

"I hear you're something big in the city?"

"I promise you I will not walk you home and try to kiss you.. ..not tonight anyway!"

Rocket Parking

"He's very well off. He's got all the quantities I admire."

I wonder what Pantone chips the artist used.

Between pub and bookie: 'Very sought-after position.'

"It does make a statement."

"This is why I don't work from home."

'Don't worry - all tall buildings sway a little in the wind.'

A blind conductor leading and blind orchestra

"Mm, you smell terrif- ... no, wait. That's me."

"Hey! You’re Lou, the new guy ... right?"

New York City, where even snails live at a fast pace!

Balcony hot air balloon.

Condom Delivery

Person who doesn't eat much blown away in the wind.

'Are you SURE we're not allowed to telecommute'