Windy City Lover Gifts

I told you to watch out for the sidewalk vents.

Glastonbury. After.

"I don't believe in you!"

A man looks up at the earth

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

Sick Building Syndrome

But for most men it is the love of a fresh wind on the face.

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

Blok drives by New York City.

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

Dial-A-Pizza van arriving at Western Fort

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

'I see the Europeanisation of the city has begun.'

Cowboy

"For centuries scientists have wanted to develop a method to help ants feel like cowboys. Today that quest is at an end."

Between pub and bookie: 'Very sought-after position.'

"It does make a statement."

Right Here

Rocket Parking

"This is why I don't work from home."

I wonder what Pantone chips the artist used.

"I promise you I will not walk you home and try to kiss you.. ..not tonight anyway!"

"I hear you're something big in the city?"

"He's very well off. He's got all the quantities I admire."

Fine artist has methodically lowered the price of his art.

'Don't worry - all tall buildings sway a little in the wind.'

A blind conductor leading and blind orchestra

"Mm, you smell terrif- ... no, wait. That's me."

"Hey! You’re Lou, the new guy ... right?"

New York City, where even snails live at a fast pace!

Balcony hot air balloon.

"One day, son, all this will be....Never mind."

Person who doesn't eat much blown away in the wind.