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'Little help here?'

'He does lack social skills.'

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Cash Machines From Across the Land

High Riders of the Old West

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

'...and then I married the handsome farmer and the two hundred head of dairy cattle.'

Rating the Sunset

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

"All I see is more trees."

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

'It's not really rsutling, it's rebranding."

'Boy, these vast grassy plains are great, but some shade in full Summer would be good too...'

Jasper's Limo Service.

Mt. Tushmore

Custer's Last Rollo

Jesse wished the kids would just get it over with and guess all the wrong letters in his name.

Gunswinger

'Boy, seven sneezes in a row, that's a record, Julie'

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

"Emojis fail me."

Miracles on 34th Street.

'I like their lollipops. If we ever get any money, we ought to open an account here.'

Before the wall, there was the great velvet rope of China.

Townsfolk enjoying some personal time off at their local mountain spring.

"Yep, until the sixties, I had only heard Tibetan music, but when the hippies came, I was blown away by their music!"

'Meals - on paws beats meals - on wheels any day,eh, Fred!'

'Any gunslingers in your family? You're certainly 'Quick on the draw'.'

Ski-ers.

'The news has started a MarmWatch segment as a public service.'

Artist and mountains