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"Is that supposed to be ironic?"

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

High Riders of the Old West

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

Hombre's Best Friend.

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

Rating the Sunset

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

Caution to People About to Be Photographed on the Sands at the Seaside.

"All I see is more trees."

Jasper's Limo Service.

'Boy, these vast grassy plains are great, but some shade in full Summer would be good too...'

'It's not really rsutling, it's rebranding."

Texas Love Triangle - where a cowboy's dear and interloper play.

Mt. Tushmore

Jesse wished the kids would just get it over with and guess all the wrong letters in his name.

"Emojis fail me."

No Shoes, No Service.

Depressed Cactus

'Boy, seven sneezes in a row, that's a record, Julie'

Custer's Last Rollo

Gunswinger

Townsfolk enjoying some personal time off at their local mountain spring.

'Meals - on paws beats meals - on wheels any day,eh, Fred!'

"Yep, until the sixties, I had only heard Tibetan music, but when the hippies came, I was blown away by their music!"

Artist and mountains

'Any gunslingers in your family? You're certainly 'Quick on the draw'.'

'Prance! Prance I say!'

"This would be a great place to put a huge city."

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