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"Is that supposed to be ironic?"

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

High Riders of the Old West

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

Hombre's Best Friend.

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

Rating the Sunset

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

Jasper's Limo Service.

Caution to People About to Be Photographed on the Sands at the Seaside.

Mountain Dads

'It's not really rsutling, it's rebranding."

"I liked this camel. I'm gonna miss him. I'm getting all choked up."

Texas Love Triangle - where a cowboy's dear and interloper play.

'Boy, these vast grassy plains are great, but some shade in full Summer would be good too...'

"All I see is more trees."

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

Mt. Tushmore

'Boy, seven sneezes in a row, that's a record, Julie'

Custer's Last Rollo

Gunswinger

No Shoes, No Service.

Jesse wished the kids would just get it over with and guess all the wrong letters in his name.

Depressed Cactus

"Emojis fail me."

Townsfolk enjoying some personal time off at their local mountain spring.

'Meals - on paws beats meals - on wheels any day,eh, Fred!'

"Yep, until the sixties, I had only heard Tibetan music, but when the hippies came, I was blown away by their music!"

'Prance! Prance I say!'

'Any gunslingers in your family? You're certainly 'Quick on the draw'.'

"Don't you just love how the snow covers all the dog crap?"

Artist and mountains

"This would be a great place to put a huge city."