Great Plains Admirer Pillows

'Little help here?'

'He does lack social skills.'

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Cash Machines From Across the Land

High Riders of the Old West

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

THe UDDER Side

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"We finally made it - Switzerland!"

'...and then I married the handsome farmer and the two hundred head of dairy cattle.'

Rating the Sunset

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

Mountain Dads

'Boy, these vast grassy plains are great, but some shade in full Summer would be good too...'

"All I see is more trees."

Jasper's Limo Service.

'It's not really rsutling, it's rebranding."

Mt. Tushmore

Jesse wished the kids would just get it over with and guess all the wrong letters in his name.

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

Custer's Last Rollo

Gunswinger

"Emojis fail me."

'Boy, seven sneezes in a row, that's a record, Julie'

Miracles on 34th Street.

'I like their lollipops. If we ever get any money, we ought to open an account here.'

Before the wall, there was the great velvet rope of China.

Townsfolk enjoying some personal time off at their local mountain spring.

'Meals - on paws beats meals - on wheels any day,eh, Fred!'

"Yep, until the sixties, I had only heard Tibetan music, but when the hippies came, I was blown away by their music!"

'The news has started a MarmWatch segment as a public service.'

Artist and mountains

'Any gunslingers in your family? You're certainly 'Quick on the draw'.'