Mountie Admirer Pillows

'Darn it, Jim, I'm from the Royal Canadian Mounted Police... now drive!'

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

Romeo and Juliet, the Jazz/Moose Version....

Mammoth Posing

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

Rating the Sunset

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

"In all of Montana, you’ll not find a more sublime flyfisher than Mittens."

Jasper's Limo Service.

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

"All I see is more trees."

'It's not really rsutling, it's rebranding."

'Boy, these vast grassy plains are great, but some shade in full Summer would be good too...'

'Dreams of how it might have been.'

Mt. Tushmore

Gem & Mineral Show: "This looks promising."

Custer's Last Rollo

Jesse wished the kids would just get it over with and guess all the wrong letters in his name.

Philip of Mastodon

"Emojis fail me."

'Boy, seven sneezes in a row, that's a record, Julie'

Gunswinger

Townsfolk enjoying some personal time off at their local mountain spring.

Man reading 'Endangered lepidoptera' book, wife says 'The moths in your wallet must be pretty rare!'.

"Yep, until the sixties, I had only heard Tibetan music, but when the hippies came, I was blown away by their music!"