Mountie Pillows

Where 'Canadian Bacon' comes from.

'It's a letter from Junior darling: He's realized his dream of joining the Canadian Mounted Police...'

'She stole my horse, but she stole my heart!' 'You are one screwy Mountie.'

'Why couldn't you tell your wife you were going to a darts match, like other men do?'

'Dreams of how it might have been.'

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

Happy Hour

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

"I really am interested in enlightenment, but I hear she has the best fat free cupcakes around."

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"I understand the Everest climb used to be quite a chore."

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

Bigfoot tracks...

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

"It's the adorable snowman!"

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

"Do you have pants in XL?"

Rubbish and Everest

"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk."

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

"Have you farted. . . ?"

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

"The majestic way they climb higher and higher until they seem to kiss the sky reminds me of the huge pile of work I have waiting for me when I get back."