Mountie Gifts

Where 'Canadian Bacon' comes from.

'It's a letter from Junior darling: He's realized his dream of joining the Canadian Mounted Police...'

'She stole my horse, but she stole my heart!' 'You are one screwy Mountie.'

'Why couldn't you tell your wife you were going to a darts match, like other men do?'

'Dreams of how it might have been.'

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

Happy Hour

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

"I really am interested in enlightenment, but I hear she has the best fat free cupcakes around."

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"I understand the Everest climb used to be quite a chore."

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"It's the adorable snowman!"

Bigfoot tracks...

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

"Do you have pants in XL?"

Rubbish and Everest

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

"How do I get down?"

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

"The majestic way they climb higher and higher until they seem to kiss the sky reminds me of the huge pile of work I have waiting for me when I get back."