Canadian Mountie Gifts

'It's a letter from Junior darling: He's realized his dream of joining the Canadian Mounted Police...'

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'First of all, relax.'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Things I love about Powell River...

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

Recalculating

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

"The majestic way they climb higher and higher until they seem to kiss the sky reminds me of the huge pile of work I have waiting for me when I get back."

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

Ski kicker.

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

I cannot tell you why men will not ask for directions

Mountain Dads

"I''m Adam from Canada, eh..."

'So what if we don't have running water?!'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

It was going to be a subdivision, but they ran out of snow. Chilly Hills Estates.

'Dreams of how it might have been.'

"All I see is more trees."

'Because it's there.' ... 'Because he may fall.'

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

Mt. Tushmore

"Emojis fail me."

"So Barry, let me guess: you got the promotion..."