Canadian Mountie T-Shirts

'It's a letter from Junior darling: He's realized his dream of joining the Canadian Mounted Police...'

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'First of all, relax.'

Things I love about Powell River...

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

Recalculating

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

"The majestic way they climb higher and higher until they seem to kiss the sky reminds me of the huge pile of work I have waiting for me when I get back."

Ski kicker.

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

'So what if we don't have running water?!'

'Dreams of how it might have been.'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

"All I see is more trees."

'Because it's there.' ... 'Because he may fall.'

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

Mt. Tushmore

"So Barry, let me guess: you got the promotion..."

"Emojis fail me."

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'