Mountain Challenger T-Shirts

"Yes, it's big, but we've got bigger mountains to climb!"

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Skiing.

First aid in mountains

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

The rocket powered skiier

Happy Hour

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

"Fine - you don't want to run in the corporate 5K - I get it. What about the corporate cage fighting team?"

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"All the celebrities come here."

Bad times to sneeze

Rubbish and Everest

"I like to stay on top of things."

Skier flying past mountains

'Have you been working out?'

AI

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

St Bernard with Cappucino, Espresso, and Latte.