Mountain Challenger T-Shirts

"Yes, it's big, but we've got bigger mountains to climb!"

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Skiing.

First aid in mountains

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

The rocket powered skiier

Happy Hour

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

Bad times to sneeze

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

"All the celebrities come here."

Rubbish and Everest

AI

Skier flying past mountains

"I like to stay on top of things."

'Have you been working out?'

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

St Bernard with Cappucino, Espresso, and Latte.

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

"I'm referring you to a specialist."