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'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

Empty Calories Vending Machine.

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

"I hope this makes it clearer!"

Please seat to be weighted.

"Brian, isn't Dry January and Veganuary enough?!!"

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!'

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"

Mountain Climbers get a Surprise.

Mountain climber reaches summit and finds sign which reads: No ball games.

"Everest summit 1 km merge left"

'The numbers don't look quite so bad along with the hard liquor.'

The Top and The Tippy-top (mountain climbing)

'I want to thank all my obstacles for making this possible.'

"Here's your problem."

'It's the word MODERATE which scares me!'

Because it's there!

"Hang on! - These are wet wipes!!!"

"Moving to a chair to eat three times a day really isn't 'doing sit-ups!'"

A boy boasting of his strength

'What makes you so sure this is good for my health?'

'It's the thin person inside you, screaming to get out - I'm afraid he's not alone.'

'I don't understand. Is our performance going up or down?'

'Irregular heartbeat. Due to irregular exercise.'

"We might as well go back, he says it's lonely at the top."