Power Challenger T-Shirts

'And if elected I promise to take on 'the good old boys network'.'

Mental Health System Breakdown

AI

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

Police Shootings: Searching for justice

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

When a nanosecond is forever.

'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!'

'You can't do anything right. What you need is confidence.'

Selling Justice

Fred N. Smith: Bureaucrat, Public Servant, Whistle-Blower.

'What's going on here? What you see is what I get, and what I see is what you get.'

"Questions have been raised about our leadership skills!"

New claims that GPs health damaged by government bureaucracy.

"The good news is your husband is covered by insurance....The bad news is he suffered a mental breakdown from the registration process."

"The world needs revolutionaries...people who challenge the system, who question authority, who aren't afraid to say, 'I won't take anymore!'"

"Stop bothering me while I'm trying to appear busy."

"This is doing nothing for my abs."

'What makes you so sure this is good for my health?'

"Moving to a chair to eat three times a day really isn't 'doing sit-ups!'"

'This is Hugh from PrivateMeds Inc. he's looking around the hospital...'

'That dog's so greedy - it's only an hour since the last salesman called!'

'It's the thin person inside you, screaming to get out - I'm afraid he's not alone.'

'Irregular heartbeat. Due to irregular exercise.'

'But RG, you can't be a big fish in all the big ponds...you can only be a big fish in your big pond.'

Small media against information monopolies

Police Complaints Authority

"I finally acquired enough wealth to buy nearly anything I want but I can't remember what it was I wanted."

'Your fitness regime hasn't worked headmaster. The gym floor collapsed.'

Unflexible man puts shoes on stall to touch his toes.

'I think I can beat the system by never getting a job in the first place and retiring by the age of eight.'