Nuclear Challenger T-Shirts

When a nanosecond is forever.

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

'Well, this is a first †he's got repetitive motion syndrome from eating!'

The Mainstream

Alternative Medicine

Mental Health System Breakdown

"I'm trying to gain 10 pounds before midnight so I can keep my resolution to lose 10 pounds next year."

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

AI

Capitalism

Police Shootings: Searching for justice

Foreclosed

A man without a chicken on his head!

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

"Touch that and you're a dead man."

'It's the half-empty bag of cookies from the back of the pantry. Should I tell them you'll call back?'

Business men line up at the police station

Thinking of throwing the 'Think' sign into the garbage.

Fred N. Smith: Bureaucrat, Public Servant, Whistle-Blower.

Suicide Is a Rude Way to Interfere With Society Murdering You

We're never going to lose weight if we don't get rid of the fridge light.

"Grandma, this is now how some schools say obey the rules."

New claims that GPs health damaged by government bureaucracy.

Selling Justice

'This is his diary... Listen: 'Polar Circle, 8th of December. I still don't believe in Global warming...' '

'What's going on here? What you see is what I get, and what I see is what you get.'

'I reduce my stress with comfort food. Now none of my clothes are comfortable.'

"The good news is your husband is covered by insurance....The bad news is he suffered a mental breakdown from the registration process."

"I think he stood on a nettle."

'This is Hugh from PrivateMeds Inc. he's looking around the hospital...'

'I got him for self defense. Boze eats my wife's leftovers.'

"The world needs revolutionaries...people who challenge the system, who question authority, who aren't afraid to say, 'I won't take anymore!'"

As soon as the diet ends the lost weight returns.