Nuclear Challenger T-Shirts

When a nanosecond is forever.

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

'Well, this is a first †he's got repetitive motion syndrome from eating!'

Alternative Medicine

The Mainstream

Mental Health System Breakdown

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

AI

Police Shootings: Searching for justice

A man without a chicken on his head!

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

"Touch that and you're a dead man."

Thinking of throwing the 'Think' sign into the garbage.

Business men line up at the police station

'It's the half-empty bag of cookies from the back of the pantry. Should I tell them you'll call back?'

'This is his diary... Listen: 'Polar Circle, 8th of December. I still don't believe in Global warming...' '

"Grandma, this is now how some schools say obey the rules."

Selling Justice

New claims that GPs health damaged by government bureaucracy.

Fred N. Smith: Bureaucrat, Public Servant, Whistle-Blower.

'What's going on here? What you see is what I get, and what I see is what you get.'

'I reduce my stress with comfort food. Now none of my clothes are comfortable.'

"The good news is your husband is covered by insurance....The bad news is he suffered a mental breakdown from the registration process."

"I think he stood on a nettle."

"The world needs revolutionaries...people who challenge the system, who question authority, who aren't afraid to say, 'I won't take anymore!'"

As soon as the diet ends the lost weight returns.

'I got him for self defense. Boze eats my wife's leftovers.'

In case of computer breakdown break glass

'This is Hugh from PrivateMeds Inc. he's looking around the hospital...'