Nature Challenger T-Shirts

Ant Girl

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Environment Friendly House.

The Mainstream

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

"As far as form following function, it's a brilliant design for a business center."

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

A man without a chicken on his head!

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

When a nanosecond is forever.

Orienteering 101

'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!'

"It's your turn, kid."

"The seventh green is gonna be a bitch!"

"Grandma, this is now how some schools say obey the rules."

Polar bears gathered on single piece of ice hold banner saying: STOP GLOBAL WARMING.

A gigantic man consuming the Earth

'What makes you so sure this is good for my health?'

As the plane faded into the distance, John began to second guess his decision to live off his catch for the next 2 weeks.

"Moving to a chair to eat three times a day really isn't 'doing sit-ups!'"

In case of computer breakdown break glass

It's 9 a.m. and I've already offed hundreds of aphids � Decimated dozens of beetles and slain seven slugs. But Nana, you're disturbing nature's balance. When it comes to garden pests � Biodiversity is way overrated.

A boy boasting of his strength

'Irregular heartbeat. Due to irregular exercise.'

'Your fitness regime hasn't worked headmaster. The gym floor collapsed.'

'American Harlequin ladybird. It can give one quite a nasty nip.'

Unflexible man puts shoes on stall to touch his toes.

"Chubby! Who the hell is Chubby?"

Spider Tennis

"You haven't tasted groundhog till you've hunted it and killed it with your bare teeth."

Fly fishing

A man hunting in gale of wind

"My smart car must sense we're out of shape. Why else would it drop us off here and tell us to walk?"