Nature Challenger T-Shirts

Ant Girl

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Environment Friendly House.

The Mainstream

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

"As far as form following function, it's a brilliant design for a business center."

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

A man without a chicken on his head!

When a nanosecond is forever.

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!'

Orienteering 101

"It's your turn, kid."

"The seventh green is gonna be a bitch!"

Polar bears gathered on single piece of ice hold banner saying: STOP GLOBAL WARMING.

"Grandma, this is now how some schools say obey the rules."

A gigantic man consuming the Earth

A boy boasting of his strength

As the plane faded into the distance, John began to second guess his decision to live off his catch for the next 2 weeks.

In case of computer breakdown break glass

"Moving to a chair to eat three times a day really isn't 'doing sit-ups!'"

'What makes you so sure this is good for my health?'

'Irregular heartbeat. Due to irregular exercise.'

'American Harlequin ladybird. It can give one quite a nasty nip.'

'Your fitness regime hasn't worked headmaster. The gym floor collapsed.'

Unflexible man puts shoes on stall to touch his toes.

Fly fishing

A man hunting in gale of wind

"My smart car must sense we're out of shape. Why else would it drop us off here and tell us to walk?"

Spider Tennis

"You haven't tasted groundhog till you've hunted it and killed it with your bare teeth."

The Last Tree

"Chubby! Who the hell is Chubby?"