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"The seventh green is gonna be a bitch!"

Environment Friendly House.

"That's a big fat lie!"

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

'...and, if your idea is so imaginative, innovative and original, why aren't our competitors doing it?'

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

Foreclosed

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

When a nanosecond is forever.

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

Orienteering 101

"It's your turn, kid."

'...no you can't phone a friend!'

Business men line up at the police station

The cake diet.

". . . and in the corner to my right, weighing 217 pounds, fighting as a Capricorn with Capricorn rising and Mars conjunct Uranus in the fifth, out of Beaufort, South Carolinaaa. . ."

Polar bears gathered on single piece of ice hold banner saying: STOP GLOBAL WARMING.

A gigantic man consuming the Earth

As the plane faded into the distance, John began to second guess his decision to live off his catch for the next 2 weeks.

A boy boasting of his strength

It's 9 a.m. and I've already offed hundreds of aphids � Decimated dozens of beetles and slain seven slugs. But Nana, you're disturbing nature's balance. When it comes to garden pests � Biodiversity is way overrated.

Election

'American Harlequin ladybird. It can give one quite a nasty nip.'

"You haven't tasted groundhog till you've hunted it and killed it with your bare teeth."

Spider Tennis

The Last Tree

Tiny man and the chained door.

"This is your very, very, very, very, very last chance."

Ant Girl

'Good luck. That patch is designed to help you stick to your diet.'

Fly fishing

A man hunting in gale of wind

"This is it Carter, just a few more feet and we'll be the first men to conquer this summit!"

"It'll take him that long to finish it!"