Competitive Challengers T-Shirts

The Victors

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"I see we're going up against the Big Guys."

"We're all just a number here, Finch, and fortunately my number is one."

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

'A 10M bonus for your thoughts.'

Snail Racing

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

'...and, if your idea is so imaginative, innovative and original, why aren't our competitors doing it?'

"I'm worried. We're small enough to fail, but not big enough to be bailed out!"

Bee Chess

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

Sinking sales

Businessman at the deep end.

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

A successful meeting! Only one member left in a rage shouting obcenities.

People hanging on to the horns of the raging bull of 'Business'

'We think a lot alike - and that threatens my uniqueness to this company.'

"Irma, cancel all my appointments for the next 3 weeks, I need to go home to brood. Tell the board to only contact me on my mobile phone..."

"Now I don't want to alarm you, but are you familiar with the term 'On the scrapheap'!"

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

Loser's Podium.

Workers' Rights

'That's what I said,dear-your dinner's in the chippie..'

"Now, are you here to see the top dog or the queen bee?"

'I like to end these meetings with a group hug, if you'll step out of the cubicles.'

'...no you can't phone a friend!'

'This job is the cutting edge of female multi-tasking. We need you to perform as if headed for the top. We also need you to never actually get there.'

"The seventh green is gonna be a bitch!"

"Until you've replaced, you're irreplaceable in this company."

"So why do you feel that you're a better person for the job than every other candidate who's shown me résumés with the exact same credentials?"