Competitive Challengers T-Shirts

Randy having his annual emotion. How's it going in there? I

The Victors

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"We're all just a number here, Finch, and fortunately my number is one."

"I see we're going up against the Big Guys."

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

'A 10M bonus for your thoughts.'

Snail Racing

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

'...and, if your idea is so imaginative, innovative and original, why aren't our competitors doing it?'

"I'm worried. We're small enough to fail, but not big enough to be bailed out!"

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

Bee Chess

Sinking sales

Businessman at the deep end.

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

A successful meeting! Only one member left in a rage shouting obcenities.

'We think a lot alike - and that threatens my uniqueness to this company.'

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

People hanging on to the horns of the raging bull of 'Business'

"Irma, cancel all my appointments for the next 3 weeks, I need to go home to brood. Tell the board to only contact me on my mobile phone..."

"Now I don't want to alarm you, but are you familiar with the term 'On the scrapheap'!"

Loser's Podium.

Workers' Rights

'That's what I said,dear-your dinner's in the chippie..'

"Now, are you here to see the top dog or the queen bee?"

'I like to end these meetings with a group hug, if you'll step out of the cubicles.'

'...no you can't phone a friend!'

'This job is the cutting edge of female multi-tasking. We need you to perform as if headed for the top. We also need you to never actually get there.'

"The seventh green is gonna be a bitch!"

"My ship didn't sink. I swam here from New Jersey to get into The Guinness Book of World Records."

What a stupid custom! I like it. Teddy. Twig. But I don't believe in Santa and neither do you. So don't hang your stocking! I do believe in mom and dad! Ahh

You spend way too much time and energy stewing over things, Al