Power Challenger Mugs

'And if elected I promise to take on 'the good old boys network'.'

Mental Health System Breakdown

"I'm trying to gain 10 pounds before midnight so I can keep my resolution to lose 10 pounds next year."

AI

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

Capitalism

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

Police Shootings: Searching for justice

When a nanosecond is forever.

'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!'

'You can't do anything right. What you need is confidence.'

'What's going on here? What you see is what I get, and what I see is what you get.'

Selling Justice

Fred N. Smith: Bureaucrat, Public Servant, Whistle-Blower.

"Questions have been raised about our leadership skills!"

Suicide Is a Rude Way to Interfere With Society Murdering You

New claims that GPs health damaged by government bureaucracy.

"The good news is your husband is covered by insurance....The bad news is he suffered a mental breakdown from the registration process."

"The world needs revolutionaries...people who challenge the system, who question authority, who aren't afraid to say, 'I won't take anymore!'"

"Moving to a chair to eat three times a day really isn't 'doing sit-ups!'"

Yeah, maybe replacing the clay pigeons with clay big game wasn't smart.

"This is doing nothing for my abs."

'It's the thin person inside you, screaming to get out - I'm afraid he's not alone.'

'What makes you so sure this is good for my health?'

'This is Hugh from PrivateMeds Inc. he's looking around the hospital...'

"Stop bothering me while I'm trying to appear busy."

'That dog's so greedy - it's only an hour since the last salesman called!'

'Irregular heartbeat. Due to irregular exercise.'

'But RG, you can't be a big fish in all the big ponds...you can only be a big fish in your big pond.'

Police Complaints Authority

Small media against information monopolies

Sometimes my willpower needs a little reminding. Stop looking at your phone.

"I finally acquired enough wealth to buy nearly anything I want but I can't remember what it was I wanted."

'Your fitness regime hasn't worked headmaster. The gym floor collapsed.'

Unflexible man puts shoes on stall to touch his toes.