Peak Challenger Pillows

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

"Fine - you don't want to run in the corporate 5K - I get it. What about the corporate cage fighting team?"

"I'm trying to gain 10 pounds before midnight so I can keep my resolution to lose 10 pounds next year."

Empty Calories Vending Machine.

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

"Brian, isn't Dry January and Veganuary enough?!!"

Please seat to be weighted.

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

"I hope this makes it clearer!"

'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!'

"Everest summit 1 km merge left"

Please use next mountain.

Mountain climber reaches summit and finds sign which reads: No ball games.

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"

'The numbers don't look quite so bad along with the hard liquor.'

Mountain Climbers get a Surprise.

The Top and The Tippy-top (mountain climbing)

'I want to thank all my obstacles for making this possible.'

"Here's your problem."

'It's the word MODERATE which scares me!'

Because it's there!

"Moving to a chair to eat three times a day really isn't 'doing sit-ups!'"

"Hang on! - These are wet wipes!!!"

'I don't understand. Is our performance going up or down?'

Yeah, maybe replacing the clay pigeons with clay big game wasn't smart.

'What makes you so sure this is good for my health?'

A boy boasting of his strength

'It's the thin person inside you, screaming to get out - I'm afraid he's not alone.'

'Irregular heartbeat. Due to irregular exercise.'

Fascinating Fact: More climbers have perished on the way down this mountain than on the way up.