Chart Challenger Pillows

'Simms is causing some real morale problems with the sales staff.'

"Here's your problem."

Falling sales negatively correlated to rising blood pressure.

"I hope this makes it clearer!"

'The numbers don't look quite so bad along with the hard liquor.'

'I don't understand. Is our performance going up or down?'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

Sales chart is buildings in background.

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is, none of us will be alive then.'

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

ACME Balloon Company.

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

'Careful, that's where the boss keeps his ego.'

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

"I love your optimism."

'Perkins, you really know to suck the joy out of a 3rd quarter report.'

"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."

"Thank you, Harris - I get the picture."

'And right here they merged...'

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

"Oh, I can't complain"

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Dragon Graph

"We've met our target on a 25% uplift in sales but that still leaves us 100% bankrupt."

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD