Canadian Rock Appreciator T-Shirts

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

'Man, times have changed.'

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Italica

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Tina Turner

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Johnny Winter.

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"

Not-so-easy listening...

Easy & Hard Listening Rock Radio.

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

"What am I, chopped liver?"

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Men dancing

Rod Stewart

The first animation.

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.