Canadian Rock Appreciator Pillows

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

'Man, times have changed.'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Italica

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Eric Clapton.

Tina Turner

Mark Knopfler.

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

Nick Cave

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Listening to Coldplay.

Johnny Winter.

Men dancing

"What am I, chopped liver?"

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"

Nick Cave

Not-so-easy listening...

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

Ozzy Osbourne

Easy & Hard Listening Rock Radio.

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

Rod Stewart

The first animation.

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.