Classic Rock Appreciator Pillows

"Greatest Band?"

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

ZZZZZZZ Top

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

'Man, times have changed.'

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Italica

Old rocker.

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Eric Clapton.

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

"Free Bird!"

Large print rock'n'roll section

Tina Turner

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

Mark Knopfler.

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

Listening to Coldplay.

Ringo Starr

Johnny Winter.

Nick Cave

Ray Davies

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

Not-so-easy listening...

Nick Cave

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"