Classic Rock Appreciator Pillows

"Greatest Band?"

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

'Man, times have changed.'

Italica

Old rocker.

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

"Free Bird!"

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

Large print rock'n'roll section

Tina Turner

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Johnny Winter.

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

Easy & Hard Listening Rock Radio.