Vintage Rock Enthusiast Pillows

"This reminds me of how much I hate drum solos."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Italica

Old rocker.

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

Eric Clapton.

"Free Bird!"

Large print rock'n'roll section

Tina Turner

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

Steve Howe.

Jimi Hendrix.

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

Ray Davies

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Listening to Coldplay.

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

Ringo Starr

Johnny Winter.

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

"Play on."

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

Disco Owls

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

Ozzy Osbourne

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

Rod Stewart

Robert Johnson.

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.