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"A little to the right."

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Modern Major General

Misunderstood artist

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Now this I get."

Early Business Planning

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

Scarpia's Palace

Juggler and Illusionist

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

Artist on the Beach

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Leaves falling out of a painting.

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

Ariana Grande caricature

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

Coot on a jetty

Evolution or Creation? A Compromise

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"