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"A little to the right."

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Modern Major General

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

Misunderstood artist

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Now this I get."

Early Business Planning

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

Scarpia's Palace

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Juggler and Illusionist

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

Leaves falling out of a painting.

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Artist on the Beach

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

This will really mess with their minds someday.

Coot on a jetty

Ariana Grande caricature

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

'It's slobberin' time!'

Evolution or Creation? A Compromise