Laughing Mountaineer Gifts

Mountain escalator.

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

Edith does ceramics strictly for her own amusement.

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

Eternal Battle of Man vs Fish

'Surely you could have missed one episode of Eastenders !!'

"And that one I tagged with a flamethrower from ten yards."

There's no way you could have attained Nirvana already — you don't even have hemorrhoids yet.

Covid-19 Vaccine

"Excuse me - is this the organization devoted to preserving our woodlands?"

'That mantra you gave me is politically incorrect!'

Ski Lift

"That's Mount Keister. Be Careful though, it could go off at any time!"

Climbing Mount Rushmore

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

As the hiking party neared the summit, Nathan suddenly realised that he didn't have a head for heights'

'Getting that extra weight off isn't hard. . . keeping it off is.'

'That's not what I said.'

'Dang! I shoulda called the sitter.'

"I say IT'S HARD TO HAVE A CONVERSATION WHEN IT"S SO WINDY!"

Golf Guru

'No! No! Anton! You're supposed to RESCUE the travelers!'

Well that explains the steering problems I've been experiencing for the past two miles...

'Hear that? Keep blowin' the duck call. It's working.'

'Ooh...Yummy!....Fajitas!!'

"I expected something a little more spiritual."