Mirthful Mountaineer Gifts

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.

Bird sitting on a wing.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

'Hey, what's with all this 'God forbid' stuff?'

Mountain escalator.

'Moron.'

'As a patient I'm glad because the doctor cured me. As a lawyer I'm sad because there's no reason to sue that guy.'

'Just as I thought...made in Alaska!'

There's no way you could have attained Nirvana already — you don't even have hemorrhoids yet.

Spring Break!

"Do you think we'd do better if we trained?"

"Innocent, your honor."

Marooned Painter

'Truth and enlightenment are on another peak. I do medicare explainations.'

Summer Sketches - Cheerfully drifting down the stream of life

BETTER THAN LAST YEAR

Covid-19 Vaccine

"I have high hopes for today's weather."

Man looking to get from point A to a difficult to reach point B

Melting snowman tries to hitch a ride north.

'Bad news? I got into a fight with a mud puddle. Good news? I won.'

Sometimes you just have to try to get along...

"We can't afford to be late. If you can't find your cuff links, use the nipple clamps mother gave you for xmas."

'Nurse! The chart says comatose, not comb his toes!'

This lake is full of fish. Try to find one.

'That's not what I said.'

'The second opinion I got advised me to sue you for malpractice.'