Mirthful Mountaineer Gifts

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man! Malaprop Man, I hear you're fighting climate change now. Yes starting with solo panels, I'm reducing greenhouse guesses! I'm investing in buttery technology. I'm going to have windmeals. And of course, I've stopped drinking cola. Why is that? I'll have a smaller carbonated footprint!

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

Plymouth Rock

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.

Bird sitting on a wing.

This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.

"Boo hoo, I missed my targets - what's the worst he can do?"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

'Hey, what's with all this 'God forbid' stuff?'

Mountain escalator.

'As a patient I'm glad because the doctor cured me. As a lawyer I'm sad because there's no reason to sue that guy.'

'Moron.'

'Just as I thought...made in Alaska!'

Spring Break!

"Do you think we'd do better if we trained?"

"Innocent, your honor."

Marooned Painter

There's no way you could have attained Nirvana already — you don't even have hemorrhoids yet.

"We'd originally planned to go mountaineering in the Pyrenees."

'Truth and enlightenment are on another peak. I do medicare explainations.'

Summer Sketches - Cheerfully drifting down the stream of life

"I have high hopes for today's weather."

Covid-19 Vaccine

BETTER THAN LAST YEAR

Man looking to get from point A to a difficult to reach point B

Melting snowman tries to hitch a ride north.

'Bad news? I got into a fight with a mud puddle. Good news? I won.'

Sometimes you just have to try to get along...

"We can't afford to be late. If you can't find your cuff links, use the nipple clamps mother gave you for xmas."

'Nurse! The chart says comatose, not comb his toes!'

This lake is full of fish. Try to find one.

'That's not what I said.'