Mountain Misadventure Chuckler Gifts

'No! No! Anton! You're supposed to RESCUE the travelers!'

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Skiing.

First aid in mountains

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Happy Hour

Snowmobull

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

Desert Island Mishap

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"All the celebrities come here."

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

Skier flying past mountains

'Have you been working out?'

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

St Bernard with Cappucino, Espresso, and Latte.

"I'm referring you to a specialist."

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'When you said 'walkies'...'

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

Mountain Goat sees Mountain Goat Guru at peak.

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

'His cask is empty, but he didn't bring the traveler back with him.'

Costa Coffee 20 Metres

'It was still pitch black when I left for work: I picked my son's toy barrel instead of mine...'

Doctors at 'St. Bernard Hospital' wearing kegs.

'I came over 20,000 miles and all you can tell me is shit happens?'