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'No! No! Anton! You're supposed to RESCUE the travelers!'

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Skiing.

First aid in mountains

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Happy Hour

Snowmobull

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

Desert Island Mishap

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"All the celebrities come here."

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

'Have you been working out?'

Skier flying past mountains

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

St Bernard with Cappucino, Espresso, and Latte.

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

"I'm referring you to a specialist."

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'When you said 'walkies'...'

Mountain Goat sees Mountain Goat Guru at peak.

Doctors at 'St. Bernard Hospital' wearing kegs.

'His cask is empty, but he didn't bring the traveler back with him.'

Marmalade the Cheetah on stilts.

'It was still pitch black when I left for work: I picked my son's toy barrel instead of mine...'

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

'I came over 20,000 miles and all you can tell me is shit happens?'