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'I'll admit it, Hank, that's the worst backlash I have ever seen.'

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

Pop Top Ice FIshing

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

Bird Symbol Hunting

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

Marmalade the Cheetah on stilts.

"He's really not that scary, Teresa."

'Hello, Ralph? Come on over and bring a ladder, I have one up a tree.'

"Fire down."

'Another one-get the fillet knife ready ,Hank.'

Fish play a joke on the fisherman.

"I'm gonna be tree sick!"

The wife made it. Why?

"We're studying Walden Pond today."

'Wouldn't you know it - we're right in the middle of a human nest!'

'Another myth dispelled'

"I got tired of being shot at."

"On this diet, you can eat all you want of anything you can grow."

'Hey buddy, what happened to your hair?'

Australian using flies instead of corks in his cork hat.

'I'm tellin' ya, Jimmy, we're sitting ducks out here!'

'I say we rendition the snow to Guantanamo!'

Autumn

'Caught the sun?'

Man cutting grass.

Man fishing from a step ladder in the water.

"Banning hunting isn't good enough, we want trauma councelling as well."

'Let's see if you qualify for a handout. How many nuts do you have currently, and where are they buried?'