Outdoorsy Chuckler Gifts

'I'll admit it, Hank, that's the worst backlash I have ever seen.'

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

Pop Top Ice FIshing

Bird Symbol Hunting

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

'Hello, Ralph? Come on over and bring a ladder, I have one up a tree.'

"He's really not that scary, Teresa."

Marmalade the Cheetah on stilts.

'Another one-get the fillet knife ready ,Hank.'

"I'm gonna be tree sick!"

"Isn't this just a repeat of his 1332 Christmas special."

"Fire down."

"We're studying Walden Pond today."

Jesus Seals the Hick...

Fish play a joke on the fisherman.

The wife made it. Why?

The woodpeckers are just sitting there. That's the new concussion protocol.

'Another myth dispelled'

"On this diet, you can eat all you want of anything you can grow."

Oh, those are just photos of my first 1,000 kids – I haven't shown you the second 1,000 yet.

'Wouldn't you know it - we're right in the middle of a human nest!'

"I got tired of being shot at."

I don't care if going straight is quicker - next time we go around.

'Hey buddy, what happened to your hair?'

Australian using flies instead of corks in his cork hat.

'I'm tellin' ya, Jimmy, we're sitting ducks out here!'

Autumn

"Banning hunting isn't good enough, we want trauma councelling as well."

'Caught the sun?'

'I say we rendition the snow to Guantanamo!'

Man cutting grass.

Man fishing from a step ladder in the water.