Countryside Chuckler Gifts

'I won't introduce you - he's an arable farmer. Absolutely arable.'

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

World of Cow.

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

Marmalade the Cheetah on stilts.

'What?... You wanted your horse SHOD!?'

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

'He's been like this ever since he found out that he's a Rare Breed ...'

"Sounds like a lot of 'EIEIO' to me!"

Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.

"You've got to admit, he wears the 'that dog won't hunt' label with a lot of class!"

Erm...what the hell is cud, anyway?

'You've played Pooh sticks right?'

They're short of staff!

Look lively ladies! We have 2 milk poachers at 3 o'clock!

"He's been like this ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."

We only follow one star round here, buddy!

Jaeger

"On this diet, you can eat all you want of anything you can grow."

'Hey buddy, what happened to your hair?'

'Cold hands, warm heart,' my ass, thought Bessie.

'I'll admit it, Hank, that's the worst backlash I have ever seen.'

'I say we rendition the snow to Guantanamo!'

All Day Parking $1. Leave keys. It may be necessary to move your car to a more convenient spot.

Bull in field lurking behind tree waiting to ambush ramblers.

"Yes, I'm vegan and no longer eat the prey animals but it's still a lot of fun to kill them!"

"I'm not on the train today dear, I've got flu."

Did we stampede through a Gay Pride Rally?

"That was one GREAT salesman!"

Hedgehogs on van.