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Desert Island Mishap

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

'Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasel spray instead of super-glue!'

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

'You're being unreasonable,Hank. Me dropping your 17-pound bass was an accident.'

The Big Four debate banking ethics

"At least she got it to squeak when she tripped over it."

'Rurgh!!' - 'Burp!' - 'Form an orderly queue, ladies!'

"Ok, first off... ever have one of those days when you just can't seem to do anything right?"

'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?'

No, Carl, I don't know of a cure for the hiccups.

"Why is it that the laws of inevitability always seem higher on ladies day?"

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

'Get a time release capsule stuck in your throat again?'

"I think he said he is our guide."

Two hunters and a near miss

"Last week, my husband waded into the cords behind our TV to untangle them, and I haven't seen him since."

"I've found it the easiest way to administer nose drops!"

Man In Desert Hunted By Shark.

'Good news Mrs. Gibson: Novox Liposuction Inc. has agreed to settle out of court'.

witch landing

"You get a great view of the ball park from here."

'I don't even need to look under the helmet. He blew a head gasket.'

Frog gets the Fly. Ouch

Golf Cart Punctures

COVID Era abbreviations

"Sorry, I haven't had chance to watch much TV since I went to turn down the radio, tripped over a magazine and a framed poster fell on my head..."

Hello, you have reached the Johnsons. All of our family members are currently busy sharing the events of their day. Please continue to hold, and the next available 4-year-old will be with you shortly. Machines Programmed for Telemarketers.

Man shot in the legs

'No! No! Anton! You're supposed to RESCUE the travelers!'

This end up - You idiot.

Howie unwittingly gets up on the wrong side of the bed.

Restroom Disasters.