Comedy Mountaineer Gifts

As the hiking party neared the summit, Nathan suddenly realised that he didn't have a head for heights'

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Happy Hour

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

"I really am interested in enlightenment, but I hear she has the best fat free cupcakes around."

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"Do you have pants in XL?"

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

"It's the adorable snowman!"

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

Bigfoot tracks...

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

Rubbish and Everest

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

Snowman Driver

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

"Have you farted. . . ?"

"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk."

"How do I get down?"

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

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