Comedy Mountaineer Gifts

As the hiking party neared the summit, Nathan suddenly realised that he didn't have a head for heights'

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Happy Hour

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"I really am interested in enlightenment, but I hear she has the best fat free cupcakes around."

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

Bigfoot tracks...

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

"It's the adorable snowman!"

"Do you have pants in XL?"

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

Rubbish and Everest

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

"Have you farted. . . ?"

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

Snowman Driver

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

"How do I get down?"

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk."

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'