Mountaineer Gifts

'One of us is in serious trouble!'

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

'Drop the rock!'

'Because it's there.' ... 'Because he may fall.'

Mt. Everest gifts.

'Ok, Ok. We'll run through it one more time. The rabbit pops up, goes around the tree ....'

Fascinating Fact: More climbers have perished on the way down this mountain than on the way up.

Falling rocks sign on mountain peak.

'I claim this mountain in the name of all underachievers everywhere!'

"No, this is just the line for the ladies' room."

"Because its there? Surely we must have a better reason."

Maybe we should just run round base-camp with a hoover.

Escalator to top of mountain peak on one side, rock climber struggles on other side.

'Words of wisdom? OK, how about, next time take the elevator.'

Climber

Mountain climber finds maraschino cherry on top of the mountain.

"Because we're jerks."

'Oh, wise guru tell me the secret of success, Oops tell me how to fly!'

Mount Everest.

Photograph from Heaven.

"I'm not going to hammer it in. You hammer it in."

'Good afternoon! I'll be your rescue dog today, offering a fine selection of brandies while Bernard will be along shortly with the cheese and biscuits.'

The Scottish mountaineer

Shopping trolleys can be found anywhere...

You Have New Mail

A Mountainear

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

Castle in the Clouds

Tossing for it.

"Yes dear, I know excessive mobile use is dangerous, that's not why I'm calling."

The mighty 'Tasman': New Zealand's largest glazier.

Mount Everest.

'What makes you think no man has been up here before?'

Valentine for Guru.

'I thought you were proposing when you asked me to tie the knot.'