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First aid in mountains

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

The rocket powered skiier

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Happy Hour

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Rock Climber

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

Golf with a difference

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

"I really am interested in enlightenment, but I hear she has the best fat free cupcakes around."

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

'Want to make it two out of three?'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.