Mountain Master Gifts

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

'I have to warn you that hills may go up as well as down.'

All I know is he needs it to unwind.

"Wear a helmet."

“My secret is lots of hills and meeting new people.”

King of the Mountain

Mountain Climbers Society. 25,000 feet --- What have you been up to lately?

Rock Climber

Rock Climber

You Are Here

Skiing.

First aid in mountains

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

The rocket powered skiier

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Happy Hour

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Mountain climbers face a closed route.