Mountain Mastermind Gifts

"Mom?"

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Rock Climber

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

"I understand the Everest climb used to be quite a chore."

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all.'

Carlo Ancelotti

"This is super. I asked for super-duper."

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

I don't like the looks of this.

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

Management by committee: 'The buck stops here, here, here, here,,,'

Alex Ferguson

What are they complaining about...the work is challenging,interesting, demanding...AND we let them do it for 80 hours a week.

Yodelling School: Your calls may be recorded for training purposes.

Bike Wash

'No wonder the company is in trouble!'

"What choice do we have? I can't fire him. He knows too much."

"Dear Bad-Karma, to assist you at this busy time, I've drawn up a list of people you may have missed."

'I have to warn you that hills may go up as well as down.'

Susan used her ingenious invention to carry on playing golf during the final stages of her pregnancy!

'The curious incident of the dig in the night-gown.'

'That's the best advice you got? There's no business like show business?'

'Because Elvis is FULL of philosophical insights.'

Jose Mourinho

The Top and The Tippy-top (mountain climbing)

'Don't ask for mercy, as a refusal often offends!'

'Honestly you could drive a 'coach and horses' through this document, there's no definition of 'weight loss', no time frame, no sanctions.'

"Wear a helmet."