Mountain Mastermind Pillows

"Mom?"

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

Rock Climber

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

"I understand the Everest climb used to be quite a chore."

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

I don't like the looks of this.

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

Management by committee: 'The buck stops here, here, here, here,,,'

Yodelling School: Your calls may be recorded for training purposes.

What are they complaining about...the work is challenging,interesting, demanding...AND we let them do it for 80 hours a week.

Bike Wash

'No wonder the company is in trouble!'

"What choice do we have? I can't fire him. He knows too much."

'I have to warn you that hills may go up as well as down.'

"Dear Bad-Karma, to assist you at this busy time, I've drawn up a list of people you may have missed."

Susan used her ingenious invention to carry on playing golf during the final stages of her pregnancy!

'The curious incident of the dig in the night-gown.'

'That's the best advice you got? There's no business like show business?'

The Top and The Tippy-top (mountain climbing)

'Don't ask for mercy, as a refusal often offends!'

'Honestly you could drive a 'coach and horses' through this document, there's no definition of 'weight loss', no time frame, no sanctions.'

'Are you SURE we're not allowed to telecommute'

'Sir, we're txting the enemy!'