Mountain Master Pillows

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

'I have to warn you that hills may go up as well as down.'

All I know is he needs it to unwind.

"Wear a helmet."

“My secret is lots of hills and meeting new people.”

King of the Mountain

Rock Climber

Rock Climber

You Are Here

Skiing.

First aid in mountains

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

The rocket powered skiier

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Happy Hour

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

'Want to make it two out of three?'

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"I really am interested in enlightenment, but I hear she has the best fat free cupcakes around."

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"