Mountaintop Mentor Pillows

'That's the best advice you got? There's no business like show business?'

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Skiing.

First aid in mountains

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

The rocket powered skiier

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Rock Climber

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

'Want to make it two out of three?'

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Golf with a difference

"I understand the Everest climb used to be quite a chore."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'