Mountaintop Mentor Gifts

'That's the best advice you got? There's no business like show business?'

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Skiing.

First aid in mountains

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

The rocket powered skiier

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

Rock Climber

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

'Want to make it two out of three?'

Golf with a difference

"I understand the Everest climb used to be quite a chore."