Mountaintop Navigator Gifts

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

You Are Here

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

"I am not asking for directions."

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

Golf with a difference

Titanic: How's my steering.

Even for a mountain goat he's good.

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Battery Lighthouse

Sisyphus visits Stowe

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

Workaholic on holiday

Fishing direction sign.

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"Really? a frikkin' math question?"