Mountaintop Muser Gifts

'Can I use your mantra today? - I forgot mine.'

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

Shoot For The Moon

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"This city is becoming unlivable."

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

'Can Mr. Sloan call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

"Someone to collect your works, dear."

'It's called doctor-patient confidentiality. In layman's terms, you're paying me to keep my mouth shut.'

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

"You've got to want to connect the dots, Mr. Michaelson."

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

"You've got an inferiority complex, alright, but what's worse is...it's not a very good one."

"I love it....but lose the bodies"

Analyst has an ink blot on a card for a head.

'I was happier when I was unhappy.'

"But am I happy? Very."

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

'Well the GOOD news is that the new software analyzed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product...'

"Oh, that's my cousin. I'm the Bluebird of Mid-Life Existential Despair!"

society of cartoonists...

"And then it hit me: I got up early for THIS? A slimy, cold worm? I HATE worms!"

'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.'