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'Can I use your mantra today? - I forgot mine.'

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

Shoot For The Moon

"This city is becoming unlivable."

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

"Someone to collect your works, dear."

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

'Can Mr. Sloan call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

'It's called doctor-patient confidentiality. In layman's terms, you're paying me to keep my mouth shut.'

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

"You've got to want to connect the dots, Mr. Michaelson."

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

'Well the GOOD news is that the new software analyzed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product...'

No, "enlightenment" is on the next peak. I teach "ignorance is bliss."

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

"Oh, that's my cousin. I'm the Bluebird of Mid-Life Existential Despair!"

"You've got an inferiority complex, alright, but what's worse is...it's not a very good one."

Analyst has an ink blot on a card for a head.

'I was happier when I was unhappy.'

"But am I happy? Very."

"I love it....but lose the bodies"

society of cartoonists...

"And then it hit me: I got up early for THIS? A slimy, cold worm? I HATE worms!"