Midnight Muser Gifts

Think / Don't think signs.

"Wow, it's only eleven – that still leaves time for me to ruin tomorrow by staying up doing nothing on the Internet."

Woman in bed unable to sleep.

I can't sleep! 3:07. I can't get up. I feel so all alone.

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"I couldn't sleep so consider your job offer withdrawn."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

Shoot For The Moon

Changing Room Decisions

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

"Someone to collect your works, dear."

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

'It's called doctor-patient confidentiality. In layman's terms, you're paying me to keep my mouth shut.'

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

"You've got to want to connect the dots, Mr. Michaelson."

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

"You've got an inferiority complex, alright, but what's worse is...it's not a very good one."

No, "enlightenment" is on the next peak. I teach "ignorance is bliss."

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

Analyst has an ink blot on a card for a head.

'I was happier when I was unhappy.'

'Sweet dreams buddy!'

"But am I happy? Very."

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

Insomnia.

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